Notice to people who visit my home...funny
1. The dog lives here. You don't. 2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, then stay off the furniture. 3. Yes, dogs have some disgusting habits. So do you. What's your point? 4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog. 5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs. 6. I like them a lot better than I like most people. 7. To you they're dogs. To me they're adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things. 8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children. 9. The same applies to cats. Except they will ignore you... until you're asleep. |
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Love this one too... haven't seen it in a while LOL |
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Quote: 4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog.
I hate when my mom says "It smells like dog food in here." Well crap mom... what do you think we feed our animals? Kimchi? But I'm so guilty of leaving a place and saying, "man, it smelt like dog in there... etc" |
| With older dogs my house probably smells like pee too as Fox sometimes dribbles. I get what I can find, but the throw rugs are too big to throw in the washing machine.
Also now the guy is pooping on the front driveway because the grass is so darn long from all the rain! It even grosses me out to see turds when I come to the front gate. Fine. I don't like company anyway. |
Joahaeyo wrote: Quote: 4. OF COURSE they smell like a dog. I hate when my mom says "It smells like dog food in here." Well crap mom... what do you think we feed our animals? Kimchi? Lol. I fed Lucy Kimchi once. She liked it. She's also a fan of Thai food, especially the peanut based sauces.  |
My mom would love your dog because she's always looking for someone to eat korean food with.  ...and she doesn't eat dogs, so you don't have to stress  |
| Lol. I wouldn't worry about that if she did. My dogs could take her. |
Joahaeyo wrote: My mom would love your dog because she's always looking for someone to eat korean food with. Ummm... funny!
...and she doesn't eat dogs, so you don't have to stress (In a very non-PC kind of way!) |
SheepieBoss wrote: Fine.
I don't like company anyway. LOL... me either, unless they are dog people. |
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