The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not mean it becomes your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing
but sarcasm and disrespect.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or stick your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. I have been using the bathrooms for years, canine or feline attendance in not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's rear
end, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on
our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Always Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture )
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.
Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask
for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called,
never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children.
|I love it!!!|
Aint that the truth!!!!
|I love that one.. I had seen it years ago and was looking for it not too long ago because I actually would like to paint a little folk art-ish sign for the door with that on it. LOLOLOL|
|It's really cute!!!|
|Oh so true!!
I cracked up about the secret exit in the bathroom. Is that why Mojo is always following me in there?
|HA HA HA love it|
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