HUMOR: How can you tell the gender of a fly?

Quote:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Did you get any?" She asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "2 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

So here's the question, which were which, and why? :D
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LMAO...Good one Ron!
In my family the female would be on the phone and the male drinking the beer. So I tend to believe that is the way it goes. JMO
You would never catch hubby on the phone unless it's work related or his Mom.
My first question is HOW DID they get their teeny tiny legs apart to tell what sex they were :rimshot:
I really need that! Thanks!
Ron, I think you mislabeled this post because it said "humor" in the beginning. No need to thank me for pointing it out your mistake.




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ButtersStotch wrote:
Ron, I think you mislabeled this post because it said "humor" in the beginning. No need to thank me for pointing it out your mistake.




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LMAO :lol: :twisted: :P
Pepsi's Mommy wrote:
LMAO...Good one Ron!
In my family the female would be on the phone and the male drinking the beer. So I tend to believe that is the way it goes. JMO
You would never catch hubby on the phone unless it's work related or his Mom.



Ditto :!:
I have a proposal to you!

Arnfinn make the cartoons, and you take care of the text :lol:
That's an awesome idea!! :)
Wonderful idea 8)
LOL
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