The Rescuer's Blues
Jim Willis says, "The majority of animal rescuers are women and this is my tribute to those hardy souls. We men and the animals couldn't do without you." RESCUER'S BLUES by Jim Willis Awoke to a hairball on my pillow, I found kitty litter in my shoes. Have to give the cat a pill -- OW !! And I've got the Rescuer's Blues. A dog ate the kids' lunches, (and I think the remote control, too). My hair is clumped in bunches, and I have a vet appointment at two. I tell people I lost my husband, they give me sympathetic looks, actually he ran off with his garage band and took up with a woman who cooks. The dishes need washing, the laundry's stacked in piles. A Chihuahua is alpha bossing and has the Rottweiler riled. Gotta call about a foster MinPin and explained he'd need a neuter. This idiot said he planned to breed him Someone thinks testicles are cuter? The electric could be shut off, and I hope I don't sound crass, but a bill collector just called me and I told him to kiss my... Parakeet! Someone found a bird, asked if I would take it with the worst sob story I've yet heard. I haven't seen a dentist in so long, I don't know when, but tomorrow the old Basset is having a dental at 10. My figure, I have lost it, my sanity's not far behind. My new shoes have been peed on and are missing the ties that bind. I'm supposed to relay a dog on Sunday, but don't know if I can afford the gas. I count the minutes 'till payday and the President can kiss my... Dingo! Someone found one in a park - called to see if I had room for him, here at "Noah's Ark." (Always wanted a dog who can't bark.) People ask me why I do this and I just shrug my shoulders and smile. The unconditional love of a slobbery kiss? It feels good going the extra mile. For some critters I have saved the day, despite these Rescuer's Blues. But I'm still hoping someone will rescue me (that online dating service I think I'll sue!) |
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