New Drugs for women!
take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN suppository that eliminates melancholy and lonliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phine number. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life story with total strangers in an elevator. NAGAMET When administered to a husbans, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the trouble of doing it herself. |
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