flower show joke
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more." For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement!" |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that is soooooo wrong! Hilarious! 
I am the youngest of 5 and the only girl.......my brothers are 10-15 years older.......when I was just a wee one, I would get my bath then run through the house naked saying "Ta da....I'm Lady Godiva", brothers just thought I was a little "loopy" until I started doing it in front of their friends, the n they realized I had lost my mind......that was the ultimate revenge!  |
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That is too funny. |
| too funny....that is soooo twisted!...lol,love that!! |
| I have to remember that one...lol..thanks susan! |
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| LOL |
| I told that joke to my best friend today at the pool. She just became a great grandmother......she laughed and while pushing up her boobs said, "And here are the died grape vines." She got me back! |
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| I belong to our local garden club. When I joined at the first meeting they announced how glad they were I joined and in the next breath said Now we have someone to climb the ladder at the fair to put up the dispay. They always have someone read a poem or special verse. I"ll have to take that I think they'd get a kick out of it. |
 That was a good one! |
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| Too cute, your story was funnier than the joke. LOL |
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| Too funny! |
| Oh Susan - you're so funny!! |
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