Reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives...
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 5. A dog's parents never visit. 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 7. Dogs seldom outlive you. 8. Dogs can't talk. 9. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 10. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 11. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 15. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 16. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. And, last but not least: 17. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
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| hahaha, terrible... but funny! |
| So true! |
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| LOL I am sure the men will enjoy this one. |
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| Too funny. |
| Oh I love this!!!
I think I'll print it up and stick on my fridge! Thanks for posting it! Marianne and the boys |
| love that!!... lol,too funny! |
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