A dogs letter to god?

TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if
ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar
riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to
rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What
do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I
have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I
must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after
they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just
because I like the way they smell.

3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box,
although they are tasty.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's
laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer' s hand when he reaches in for
Mom's driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable
way of saying "hello".

11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under
the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering
the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick
my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and
he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

And, finally, My last question . .

Dear God: Why do humans only have 10 Commandments and dogs
have 16?
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LOVE IT LOVE IT! My personal favorite is using the towel and pants as a towel A few months ago my neighbor's grandpa moved from his apartment and they gave us lovely burgundy sofa bed couch for our living room. It's that fabric that everything sticks to. Annie uses is as her own personal washcloth and body scratcher. I've never seen her do this, but why else would there be white hairs and dried doggie slobber on the arm covers??? 8O
What a wonderful perspective. Made me smile. Thanks.
I love it, I have that on my fridge.
That was great. I just Love it. :lol:
Thank you Lisa, this was fun to read and oh so true! :D
That was awsome!!! Thanks for sharing Lisa.
~Twyla
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