Walmart wine
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with a well known California winery, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $1-3 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). sheepieboss (who does shop at WalMart and lives next to a trailer--er modular home). |
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that's brilliant, very very funny 
Love the wine names Ha Ha Ha |
| Almost choked on a pretzel I was eating while reading this!! Hilarious!!!
Chris |
| Maybe they'll bring back Annie Greenspring, I think that was .59 a bottle |
| I forgot about Annie Greensprings! How about Boone's Farm? |
| HA! That was the other one I was trying to think of |
| Aren't we ashamed we even knew them, LOL |
And that was per GALLON  |
| now that is embarassing |
As a member of the United Food and Commercial Workers Union I LOVE IT  |
| I think this will make the people who manufacture Mad Dog very angry. I don't think they are fond of competition! |
| Oh, I forgot you kids had Mad Dog |
| Don't get too excited, Holly. That's what I'm going to stock the house with in May. No soda, no water, no juice, all Mad Dog!!! Mu hah hah hah |
| I'll bring some Annie and Boones Farm. We can all get dressed up and have an elegant wine tasting. Maybe those little bathroom size dixie cups would be the right size, and they come in so many pretty colors |
| I'll bring the Cheetos! |
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That's a funny image!!!
Be sure to wear hats.
And raise your pinky when you drink from your brightly colored Dixie cup! |
| Well, I don't think we all have tiaras and nice queen dresses like Mandy but we'll all do our best to look nice Tammy, won't you be there? |
| I am planning to come to Hershey on Thursday and go to the park with everyone on Friday. Can't wait!! |
| This will be so much fun It's the only thing getting me through the winter.
Susan, I'm sorry we hijacked your thread |
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