MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible. (plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because .. They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. But, don't let the Dust Mites eat your dead skin. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. Fruit plate of a Chocolat Lover... KISSY-KISSY I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman! |
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| I love it!!! I have GOT to send that to my mother! LOL |
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| That is so funny Angel. I have to print that one out! |
LOL - I think that one is going on my fridge.  |
JakobandBrandonsmom wrote: LOL - I think that one is going on my fridge.
Even better...blow it up and frame it  |
Pepsi's Mommy wrote: Even better...blow it up and frame it The house?  |
No Ron, 
I would copy the Philosophy saying, enlarge it and frame it and put it in the entryway to the house  |
| must print this for my friend |
| I thought you might be suggesting blowing up the house every so often and starting fresh.
Have we ever talked about The Incident? |
Okay, I'll be the first one to take the bait - just what is The Incident, Ron?? 
Chris |
| I'm sorry, we only discuss The Incident in the Chat room. |
| That's brilliant, am sending to all my girl pals.
Mmmm like the idea of blowing up the house and starting anew when the housework gets tooooo much |
| We must never speak of the incident! |
| Aaaah, finally another kindred soul........or actually sounds like several here. Perfect poem. if I had room on the refrigerator, I'd post it there.
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| Please Chris, Dont, whatever you do, dont ask about the "incident"....It reminds me of the old abbot and costello..."...and slowly he turned, step by step....." It goes on for HOURS..... |
| Thanks for the warning, Darcy! So maybe you can PM me and give me the abridged version!!
I'm still trying to figure out how I can love this poem and all it stands for and STILL be a Type A!!
Chris |
Drezzie's Mom wrote: Thanks for the warning, Darcy!
So maybe you can PM me and give me the abridged version!!I'm still trying to figure out how I can love this poem and all it stands for and STILL be a Type A!! Chris Me too! Not fair to mention something and then not tell US ALL! |
| Fair warning...go ahead and ask Ron when you get into the chat...cant explain...too long..and the "incident" seems to change daily....
Btw...Im type A too...loved it and cringed at the same time... |
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