Does your dog own you!!

See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

* You believe every dog is a lap dog.

* If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

* You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

* You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

* You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

* You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

* No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).

* You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

* You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

* You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

* You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.

* You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

* Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

* When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

* You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

* You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

* Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.


Well I answered yes to most, do I have a problem, NAH dogs are easier then teenagers 8) :lol:
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Many apply to me....lol.....
What's wrong with that? :? 8) :roll:
Yep, pretty many apply to me, too! So am I owned by my dog? Of course! :D
Chris
You betcha!! Nothing wrong with being owned by your pup!! :D
I was thinking the other day that I am going to have trouble balancing out room for the baby stuff because there is so much dog stuff here. Our dog supplies take up 4 shelves in our kitchen cabinet!!!! That's more shelves than human food. No room for baby bottles!
Guilty as charged.... Our dogs run the house.
Of course I am!!! :D
Guilty as charged too. Every time my mother in law comes over she say's Don't let that dog kiss your face like that. Big black wet nose and dog slobber don't bother me one ioda. :lol:
I live in Bunker's House!
What's even better is when you start trying to make other people turn their house into your dog's house too. My mom keeps saying "the dogs aren't coming for Christmas," which I promptly ignore and instead, give her directions on how high up she should put the appetizers, like what tables would work, where their bowls will go when we get there and what rooms that they'll hang out in. She knows I never listen so she should expecting the dogs. I can't be responsible if she didn't take my advice... :twisted:

C'mon, would you leave your kids home on Christmas? I know, me either.
You guys are so funny... But I admit I too am owned by my dogs.
I talk about my dogs just as much as I talk about my kids. :D
Even though mean Pepsi tried to take my hand off earlier when I was brushing him, He is my favorite furkid. Don't tell Harley or Peanut!!!
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