10 dog peeves about humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN DOG!!!! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT. 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you now why we chew your stuff up when your not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act ! disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur???? |
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How funny  Thanks for sharing 
Tanya |
| Funny, funny
I love number 6. We uprights think we are soooo smart!!! |
| These are hilarious |
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