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This police report in our paper is just too good to
keep to ourselves, enjoy! 
-Police responded at 3:45 pm to a complaint of
an emu owned by a resident of Berkley St. that
was loose around Tidemeadow Dr.
The animal was found with children playing basketball
in the area.
I love it!  |
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as much as i love birds, i think if i saw a loose emu the last thing i would do would be to attempt to play basketball with it!
that'd been an interesting picture! |
| Great story, wonder what the proofreader is doing now |
OMG that's so funny!  |
| too funny!!!! |
bestdogsx4 wrote:
Great story, wonder what the proofreader is doing now |
Managing the Emu basketball team ? 
(And I don't mean Eastern Michigan U. !!) |
| LOL! |
I love these things... I love puns of all sorts, too.
Ambiguous job references:
"This position required very few skills which Mr. Miller lacked."
"I would not hesitate to give Mr. Miller Sweeping Responsibilities."
For an employee never at his desk:
"A man like Mr. Miller is hard to find."
And my favorite:
"No salary would be too high for an employee like Mr. Miller."
Anyone else have any good ones? |
| Cute Zahra |
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