Basketball anyone?

This police report in our paper is just too good to
keep to ourselves, enjoy! :lol:

-Police responded at 3:45 pm to a complaint of
an emu owned by a resident of Berkley St. that
was loose around Tidemeadow Dr.

The animal was found with children playing basketball
in the area.



I love it! :D :lol:
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as much as i love birds, i think if i saw a loose emu the last thing i would do would be to attempt to play basketball with it!

that'd been an interesting picture!
Great story, wonder what the proofreader is doing now :lol:
OMG that's so funny! :P
too funny!!!!
bestdogsx4 wrote:
Great story, wonder what the proofreader is doing now :lol:


Managing the Emu basketball team ? :roll:
(And I don't mean Eastern Michigan U. !!)
LOL!
I love these things... I love puns of all sorts, too.

Ambiguous job references:

"This position required very few skills which Mr. Miller lacked."

"I would not hesitate to give Mr. Miller Sweeping Responsibilities."

For an employee never at his desk:
"A man like Mr. Miller is hard to find."

And my favorite:
"No salary would be too high for an employee like Mr. Miller."

Anyone else have any good ones?
Cute Zahra :lol:
:twisted:


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