I think I'll become an atheist - Love Tiggy

For Christmas I got a face bath and now for Easter I got 'the whole box and dice' an all over bath and blow dry.
Ewwww, I hate that!!

So I've decided that I don't like religious celebrations and quite frankly I figure if there was a God he wouldn't allow baths and he would have prevented blow dryers from being created so I'm officially an atheist and planning on never, ever having to go through today's experience again.

NO MORE BATHS and especially NO MORE BLOW DRYING! Nasty, noisy, blowy things - ban the lot of them it's animal cruelty.
Love Tiggy.

And no there are no photos, I was too busy being all sulky.
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poor girl but being a pretty sheepdog is alot of work,, see if you lived here in fl me and duffy stay dirty all the time we both are stinky but when mommy pulls out the booster bath we go run and hide we have 4 acers and can outrun her .. so come on over we will hide u next time
love dreamer
Don't blame God, blame your cruel mother, she is the one that bathed you! I wonder why she likes to torture you so? I hope that we do get to see a picture of you after the torture is complete. I'll bet you look all clean and pretty and smell nice, so shameful a state for a sporty girl like you!
Tiggy come and live with us we dont do baths very often, cos Mum hates them! I get the bathroom all soggy the stairs all soggy Mum all soggy, soggy towels! So we only have a bath when necessary! xx :wag:
Leonard feels your pain as usually when we are going somewhere for holidays etc. he gets a bath but actually escaped bathing (this time) as the world is mud right now. We have gone to the farm for the weekend and he is in muddy sheepdog heaven. What he doesn't know is there is at least a face and belly bath awaiting him the moment we get home.

Also Leonard has developed a new, patented bathing method that I have caught on video but am sorry to inform you involves snow (which is a rare commodity right now). This was taken yesterday, they had been doing this for a good fifteen minutes before I caught the end of it with a video. Worked to get most of the mud off of his paws. He isn't being kicked, the snow is and he chases it the same way he does when we shovel.

For Tiggy, presenting the Manitoba Method:
Tiggy, run. Eastern Orthodox Easter this year will be May 5th. There might be another bath in your future!
Yes I agree with Kim . Where are the pics. Need to show off those good looks
I want pictures, I need proof that this torture has happened as you say.
Baths are challenging all around. Dutch-puppy had some lovely volunteers bath him yesterday to raise money for a rescue org. He tolerated it okay, but, likeTiggy, he was sucky the whole rest of the day.

Leonard's method looks good. Maybe Dutch-puppy, New-puppy and I will test it out!
Laura
Oh, Tiggy! How humiliating! And completely unnecessary, of course. You are always the squeaky-cleanest of Sheepies!

Maybe you could hide Mommy's calendar so she forgets about all these holidays. :lmt:
Oh poor Tiggy getting all those baths. But I bet you love getting your treats and toys at Christmas time! LOL!
I hope you at least got an Easter treat for all of that torture you went through. Mommy got me a new Duck. I use it as a pillow. Mom took pictures and she said she will put them on here later today.

Tell them no more baths without a treat for you. I will back you up!

Carley
tiggy...
i's thinks theres a God....cause my momma is the debil....
lola
Hey Lola,
you'll have to really, really hope there's a God or else you're stuck with just the debil.
Love Tiggy :kiss:
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