adult truths
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing. |
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| #5, at over $100--often well over-- per a set of sheets, I'm not fold and storing, I'm putting the only set I have back on the bed! |
Sadly, I could have written every one of those, and would have if I hadn't been so busy trying to find time for a nap, in between checking the time, even though I haven't worn a watch in almost ten years  When I was an undergrad I could easily go 48 hours straight without sleep, cram for five exams in as many days, and ace them all on maybe five hours of sleep total that week. Now it's a miracle if I can stay awake past lunch. Last night, after a week from hell, I fed the dogs and decided to take a "quick" nap at about 7 pm. I woke up at midnight, but only because the dogs were huffing and puffing to be let out. I fell back to sleep around 3 am, but was back up at 6 am, with my dogs informing me I was late with their breakfast. Question: if I didn't have dogs would I ever be awake - at all?  Anyway, funny! Thanks for the chuckles  |
| Ain't that the truth!! Opera season here means late nights......home around 2 a.m., sometimes later if we are talking a butt numbing performance. I can't get right to sleep even with a strong libation. Woe to me the next day! To answer your question, as long as there is someone else to let the dogs out and feed them, no, you don't get out of bed. As to #21, pants not getting dirty........yes they do if you have a slobbery or hair dog! |
| Ok, I'm done laughing now. Most sad that I can identify with almost all of those. |
| Yeah, me too! I needed a good laugh  |
| Excellent!! |
| About 15 years ago we bought a shipload of sheet sets from a local salvage operation, they were factory seconds. They seem to have held up really well. They were big name sets and I think they were 15 or 20 bucks a set. Or something like that. Of course we never sleep on them. We sleep at the keyboard, doze in front of the TV, and suffer #9 above. |
| Trying not to laugh out loud sitting here....and the stares from the family sitting nearby wondering why. Thanks for the chuckles. I can relate to alot! |
| Those are definitely worth passing along--- I can so relate! |
Guest wrote: 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? Yes! If we didn't have cursive, how would we sign our names? And how would I read all the things written by my mom and my grandma? I am seriously appalled that cursive is no longer mandatory over in Indiana's schools. They seem to think it's more important to teach them to type, which I think any kid would learn on their own just using a computer, just like I did. You eventually just know where all the keys are and don't even have to look. I never went through regular keyboard training, and I know I don't type "properly", but I can keep up with anyone who types "the right way". I for one will be making sure my kids know how to write in cursive. |
| After doing computer charting for 20 yrs in the hospital (I'm an RN)...it was quite a handwriting "reawakening" to be in homecare and needing to write all my notes out longhand and in cursive. I have pretty neat writing, so it's a good thing for me! |
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