Just for girls
Female Comebacks! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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Man: "You remind me of my second wife." Woman: "Really? How many times have you been married?" Man, with smarmy grin: "Just once." Woman: <?> |
shaggymaggie wrote: Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Lol. I actually said that once, only I said drag queen. In heels, I'm anywhere from 6'2 to 6'5 so I'm already under suspicion if I'm all dressed up with makeup on. I clearly look like a woman, but I know some drag queens that look girlier than me! My step-brother is a drag queen that performs around the country and some of the men/women that he performs with are beautiful. There are some that you would NEVER know that they were actually men. All right I'm off topic now.  |
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