Dear Mr. Ron - please ban me.
 I deserve bannenation... I'm nothing but a cat-loving-feminist-Dr.Phil-food-label-reading-war-mongering friend who deserves it! Block my IP address forevermore!
Please?!
P.S. If you don't ban me - the terrorists win! You do love America right? Ban me! |
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| Integra, you're cut off - no more truffles for you this weekend!
J |
floofdog wrote: Integra, you're cut off - no more truffles for you this weekend!
J But they are sooo goooood! |
Your wish is my command... 
Poof! |
| Nothin' up my sleeve, Presto!!!
Shouldn't you leave the magic to Marianne? |
| Don't be so hard on yourself, us old farts need someone to keep us on our toes!!!!! Besides, you make me laugh. |
| Ha! I just saw it - Integra, you ARE banned!
J |
| In recent news - Ron banned Intergra Hellsing and gave her a sweet new title! She was allegedly eating truffles at the time of her insane post(s) early this Sunday morning. She has been quoted saying: “I don’t know what came over me, but recently I’ve been drowning my sorrows with truffle eating. But then this morning I believe I am going to turn over a new leaf and go on a diet.”
Later this afternoon when she decided to roll her lazy butt out of bed – she found a tick starring at her fondly from across the pillow. “I couldn’t believe that this happened!” She cried. “I can’t believe I ate so many truffles that I can’t remember a tick getting into bed with me last night!” She was so frightened that she tried to catch him in a water bottle but he just wouldn’t leave the premises. She and her father corralled him into the water bottle finally and quote “Drown his sorry patooty!” The tick’s brother came by the house later that day to question his whereabouts… and he was also drown. In this reporters opinion he should have burned him to death, but that is just me. There is an ongoing investigation about the two tick brothers and Integra only had this to say, “Why me?! Why not my dog?!” |
EEeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  |
It did happen though!  I woke up with a tick on my bed - then his brother decided to jump on my FOOT this afternoon... I think the ticks are invaiding. This is somehow Tigger's fault... or Momo's... I'm not sure which to blaim yet... they are both looking at me so cutely! |
| Blame it on the truffles, I hear ticks LOVE truffles................... |
| I'll go to the fridge and beat those tuffles up for bringing those ticks into the house...
I think the best way to punish them... is to savor their chocolatey goodness... and digest them in my stomach acid... that'll teach them!  Mwa ha ha ha! |
| Wow, I'd be reallllly careful with checking your furry babies for ticks if you're seeing so many of them around at this time of the year. It's quite hard to find them with all the hair but I certainly would do a daily check-over since you don't want a tick to make a home in Momo's (or any of your other kids) fur. |
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