How many dogs does it take...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Make me. |
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 That was hilarious! |
| hahahhaa! Well funny! |
very cute  |
| You can add Great Pyrenees to the list: I'll change the light bulb when I feel it is necessary and not before. Don't ask again.
Anybody else have a breed to add to the list. Newfoundland: It's damaged and needs rescuing! St. Bernard: It's damaged so I will lay on top of it to keep it warm. Siberian Husky: Just give the word and I'll dash to the store for another. |
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