Long married life
For guys, sub "old man" and "beer." |
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| Women: A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait........Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff. Never mind. |
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Quote: A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. for a moment there I thought we were describing the dog....  |
| Bummer...I was going to use our new beer and wine smileys, and they're not available yet!  Rooooooon!  |
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| My wife left and took everything, including the dog... ..and I sure do miss him. (PS Q: What happens if you play a country-Western song backwards? A: Your dog comes home, your wife comes back and you find a job) |
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| yea Ron, and I hope she don't go far........................so the dog can find his way back ! |
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