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No way was that going to work with a nonenglish speaker who didn't know about pizza........that's the best joke flop ever! (and a cute joke)
In addition to the language barrier (he does speak some English tho), there's the cultural issues.

I loved it when the anchor tried to mime his way out of it, by saying "one" and putting his hands into a prayer position, and "everything" by doing jazz hands for the Dalai Lama.

If the Dalai Lama were to get ANY part of that joke, I would guess he would understand THAT part. It's the "pizza with everything" part about which he has no concept. Not only is that cultural, but he's probably a vegetarian....

If I recall correctly, the Dalai Lama is by all accounts a very funny man with a great sense of humor. He should reply with a video:

He should say a quick joke in Tibetan, with no subtitles: "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks: What is the meaning of slice?" and then a big pause, hangs his head and in English says... "I knew that wasn't going to work!" Then a big smile and "Thank you for helping to bring some laughter to millions of people." and whatever other message he cares to deliver to us.
That has been one of my favorite jokes for years! I've told it to native english speakers and gotten the same look in return. :lmt:
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