Atheists Offering Post-Rapture Pet Care
I laughed my butt off when I read this. |
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| That's terrific! Here's the theological debate: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp The signs were photoshopped, but still very funny  Personally, I'm following the line: "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."  |
| Actually I was trying to think of a way to hold an International Day After the Rapture OES Tailgate bash! Date will be May 22nd for anyone who is still left. |
| I'm laughing when I think about what the application from the potential adopter must look like. "I'm 47 years old, married with 3 kids. One in college, the other 2 still home. I'm a computer programmer and my wife works in the hospitality industry. We have a large house on 3/4 of an acre of land with most of that fenced. We've owned dogs most of our life and we currently have 2. Oh, and we don't believe in God."  |
| Here's another article. It also mentions a company that will send your emails to your atheist loved ones who are left behind after you've gone. And I thought dumping a partner by email was bad.  Imagine these emails, "well just a quick note goodbye. I'll be up enjoying rapture in heaven by now. I hope Armageddon isn't too harsh. Well enjoy. Won't be seeing 'ya"  http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-rapture-20110519,0,6209624.story |
Mim wrote: Here's another article. It also mentions a company that will send your emails to your atheist loved ones who are left behind after you've gone. And I thought dumping a partner by email was bad. Imagine these emails, "well just a quick note goodbye. I'll be up enjoying rapture in heaven by now. I hope Armageddon isn't too harsh. Well enjoy. Won't be seeing 'ya" http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-rapture-20110519,0,6209624.story LMAO awesome.... |
An atheist group here in Melbourne is throwing an "after rapture" party on Sat at a big hotel down by the beach. They are advertising it with "it will be a hell of a party"  I'm thinking of going along if I've finished grooming Tiggy in time. |
So, if you're uncomfortable leaving your pet with an Atheist, find a nice Jewish family. I offered this service to friends as I won't be going either. My Catholic DH will be gone (maybe  ) so I'll enjoy the extra company. |
| My daughter is working in CT. At 6 PM Eastern (we're Central), she sent us a text - They were wrong, it isn't Rapture, it's Raptors. |
| Guess all this hoopla was for nothing but I would have enjoyed tell them that my dogs would go too If not I was staying behind!!!!! |
We still have 12/21/2012 to look forward to....(the day before my birthday  ) |
| since we survived yesterday, i now have to stop eating! Well if it was the end of the world, my last meal would not be a salad! hahahaha |
violet wrote: We still have 12/21/2012 to look forward to....(the day before my birthday )If you believe in palindromes, perhaps 21/02/2012 (British February 21) will be the date! |
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