Osama bin Laden Jokes
Q: Why did they bury OBL under 100 feet of water? A: Because deep down he is a good guy. Q: What were OBL's last words? A1: "Oooooh is that the pizza boy already?" A2: "My ride's here boys!" A3: "A cruise? Sure! As long as it's not on the Achille Lauro, ha ha" A4: "No, no no no no. First *I* play the soldier boy." A5: "A Telegram? For me? OK, thank you. Now, where are my glasses... Ahhh. Let's see. Hmmmmm, what does 'Khadafy is next' mean?" |
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| Donald Trump doesn't believe Osama's dead. He wants to see his death certificate. |
| Jay Leno: The economy is getting stronger, but the housing market is still having trouble. For instance: Osama bin Laden's compound. He thought he finally paid off the mortgage, but *BAM* he's still underwater.  |
| Osama Bin Laden: "Oh Great..... I need a room full of Navy Seals like I need a hole in the head." |
| added mine in different place, sorry. They found all of Bin Laden's journals. The very last entry was "Oh someone is at the door, I need to know answer the knock!"      |
| Sorry I am late to the party...Best I heard so far Mrs Bin Laden has changed her Facebook status to SINGLE/Widowed! |
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