Very funny personal ad.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. It turned out to be an adoption offer for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the Atlanta humane Society. It had 15,000 calls from men all over the country. |
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| What a riot!!
Wonder how the guys who called reacted when they found out it was a dog??? The imagination of some people . . . Chris |
That is so funny!  I would be that there were a few disappointed men when they found out Daisy was a Lab and not a lady  |
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| sounds better than some of my past relationships!
if they had added "will lick you all over" I bet that number would have been doubled! |
| Hilarious!! |
| How clever! I'm sure they managed to find a great home for her- with all those calls. Sometimes you find what you want in unexpected places!
Karen  |
| LOL, I've seen that before....
Another funny one I saw in a newspaper several years ago is "Puppies free to good home, mother purebred poodle, father, good fence jumper." |
| There was one in a local paper that said "Single Woman needs Experienced Stripper. Must be good with hands. Sanding and Varnishing skills also important." |
| PLEASE TELL ME DAISY WAS ADOPTED. |
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