How do you get a dog to stop being a prude
God forbid that we try to do anything else or we have what sounds like a dying moaning moose coming from him peppered with barking. Which is always great when you are trying to have a nice romantic moment. In this case separating him from what room you are in makes it worse. So does anybody have any great ideas in how to make living with a puritan dog any better? Or am I doomed to be throwing pillows at him for the next ten years? |
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Sorry to busy ROTFLMAO to help with any ideas.  |
Mim wrote: Sorry to busy ROTFLMAO to help with any ideas.
ME 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
| I have the exact same problem. So now when I want a nice romantic moment I put Joan in the car out in the garage.
But seriously, same issue and it was the same with Jake, too! Had to put Joan in the ....... No no no, not gonna use the same line twice. Mulligan goes into his crate or into another room if we need a couple of minutes of privacy, which is pretty much all we need about 3 times a year, according to Joan. To which I answer: "What do you think I am, a machine?" |
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| Oh my......
no little teacup needed here, too much luvin' stuff going on  |
| well,that explains ron's dreams. |
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| Cabin fever?
Unfortunately around here the dogs learned a trick or two.  No, no.
After years of watching DH give me a good bye kiss while I was still asleep, MO decided the only way to wake me in the a.m. is with direct lip kisses. No cheek, nose, chin......gotta me lip smackers......bleccch. All I can say is more control dog/huggies. Put the dog in a down/stay and hug...when dog moves or sounds off, correct immediately and get back to hugging when dog under control again. More practice! As for the more advanced smooching........crates for the dogs. |
| We are uber lucky. We just shut the door and Wendel lays against the other side. When Asterisk tries to get close to push the door open Wendel gives a little smiley growl. She will whine and then finally settle down. |
| my ex thought this was very funny as our sheepie did this his entire life.
only reason i got hugs. ;-( ok, he couldn't do the big steps, so we had two skin kidz. |
| We desensitized all of our dogs by forcing them to watch dirty movies, Clockwork Orange style. Clyde also hold a part-time position at an adult book store so it's all old hat to him. |
ButtersStotch wrote: We desensitized all of our dogs by forcing them to watch dirty movies, Clockwork Orange style. Clyde also hold a part-time position at an adult book store so it's all old hat to him.
HAHAHAHAAAAAA |
ButtersStotch wrote: We desensitized all of our dogs by forcing them to watch dirty movies, Clockwork Orange style. Clyde also hold a part-time position at an adult book store so it's all old hat to him.
I think I saw Clyde and Bear came for a visit:  |
| excellent, rotflmao
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| Just wondering -- is my sense of humor that far off the mark? |
| Ya know, Joan and I had Valentine's Day brunch with some friends. When I recounted the contents of this thread they were howling with laughter and though those of you who didn't appreciate my responses were crazy.
The again I may have been paying the bill at the time.  |
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