The hypnotist at the Nursing Home
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations". He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. "S#IT" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the old people's home. |
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ROTFLMAO!!! 
That one really tickled my fancy. I am sending it to my Mum w have the same dumb sense of humour. So I know she will get a laugh. |
Mim wrote: ROTFLMAO!!!
That one really tickled my fancy. I am sending it to my Mum w have the same dumb sense of humour. So I know she will get a laugh. I just about died laughing too when I got this one sent to me. One of my dog friends sent it - from our therapy dog group.... |
| The setting should have been Congress... |
Then it would have been 3 MONTHS!  |
| Thank you Dawn~~ I'll still be laughing tomorrow!! |
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