An Elaborate Memorial Stone

Jim died.


His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.


As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased," she said.


"I'm sure you're right," replied Brenda, who had been at the reading of the will. She lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"


"All of it," said Sharon. "Forty thousand."


"No!" Brenda exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?"


Sharon answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."


Brenda gasped. "$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?!?!?!"


"What on earth is it made of?"






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LOL!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now THAT'S my kinda memorial stone!
debcram wrote:
Now THAT'S my kinda memorial stone!


DITTO!!!!!!!
good one! :lol: :lol:
LMAO!
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debcram wrote:
Now THAT'S my kinda memorial stone!


Mine too :excited: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of created diamonds from cremains. :wink:

Yes even the dog can be worn on your finger for future prosperity and memories. :wink:

http://phoenix-diamonds.blogspot.com/20 ... ashes.html
Smart woman! :D :D
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