1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
| Funny- that sounds familiar somehow...
|OK LMAO!!!! you know danita this would be so cute on a set of bed sheets.uhmmmmmmmm.....maybe an idea for you to create?Ill buy,i have a king size bed .|
|that´s not mine... i found it on the internet....
but it´s so funny.... Saul was like that in the beggining... no dog in the furniture, no feeding the dog other that his food... yeah right!
|I love this - I've read it before but it's still so cute... and true!|
|Too funny, mostly because it is so true!!! LOL|
I'm still like that... But those dogs have an agenda of their own!!
It's all so true!! Thanks for posting this and making me laugh!
Marianne and the boys
|So true. So true.
|Unfortunately too true here. One on the bed is OK, but both along with husband......argh! MO cuddles, but Harry stretches and pushes....and puts his head either on you or shares the pillow.......all the better to give that first kiss of the morning.|
|Hubby and Ben are usually in bed right before I am. Boy do I get the evil eye when I ask Ben to move so I can get my 1/16th of a mattress. Of course I won't talk about how many times my husband has told me that he slept awesome while I was on a business trip earlier this month...the nerve!!
Danita - how about some variation of this for just a pillowcase? I like Tanya's idea, only a pillowcase would be precious!
|Maybe i can illustrate it.... at least to make a wallpaper hehe|
|haha...very cute. Even though we've only had Jasper about a month, he's taken over our household!|
|Thanks Danita for the true description of my Barney. It reminded me of another piece I had tucked away in my dog files - a little long, but hopefully all will find it enjoyable. (Author Unknown)
"A newly discovered chapter in the book fo Genesis has povided the answer to 'Where do pets come from?'"
Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
And God said, "No Problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me, regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. It was a good animal and God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. Adam was comforted and God was pleased and Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guradian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well.
And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam . And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the suprme being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved
And Dog was happy
And Cat didn't give a darn one way or the other.
|LOL I love it!!|
|Since you like the rules so much, i think this will make you enjoy them more
Ron, the image is in the upload directory too.
| I love this!! I think this is going on my fridge!
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