If My Body Were A Car

If My Body Were Car

This is just too funny ... scary how true it is!!

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR.

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting little dull.
But that's not worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's worst of it:

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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ain't it the truth.............
I guess that would be true about me as well. If my body were a car, my husband said when we met that I'd be a good older Shelby Cobra which I think I mentioned a long time ago on here. Now he describes me as the neighbors run down beat up volkswagon beetle. :cry: :oops:
My airbags have deployed.
:twisted: :lol:
:clappurple: Good one!
:lol: :roll: :cry: :wink: :? 8O
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My airbags have deployed.


Cash for Clunkers! :twisted:
Ia that what we're calling them now? lol
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