How to Tell the Sex of a Fly (clean joke)

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' She asked. ;

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
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OOOOhhhh that was sooooo funny!!! It's niow doing the rounds of Port Adelaide. All the wharfies loved it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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