I give up!!!!

What a morning. I told Wayne not to leave his new bottle of liquid paper (is that what you guys call it or is it white out?) on the coffee table!!! But he did.
Luckily she mustnt have liked the taste much because there was only two tooth holes in it and a tiny bit on the rug that I could get off (why does everything messy need to be chewed on the rug?) While I cleaned the rug I put the liquid paper (LP) on the bench and said to Wayne "Dont use the liquid paper it has holes in it" then I forgot about it.
Shortly afterwards lots of swearing alerted me to the fact that Wayne is sitting on the couch with a cupped hand full of LP, a puddle of LP on the couch (leather luckily), LP on his shorts and LP all over the paper work he was working on. While I madly tried to get the LP off the couch before it dried Wayne ran around the house getting it off his hands, yep both of them now. This involved paper towel, soap and water, a face flannel, eucalyptus oil (because it gets glue off stuff :roll: ) and liquid ajax :?: Then he left with kind of white hands and in a grumpy to buy more LP 8O while I cleaned LP off 2 door handles, 2 sets of taps, 2 sinks, 3 cupboard door handles and a face flannel. :evil:
He says he thought they were small holes if I didnt put it in the bin. They were but how big does a leak need to be when you have to squeeze the bottle to get the darned stuff out. :cow:
He is out at the moment, guess where the new bottle of LP is. Some one is going to die. But at this rate it just might be me-of stress and anxiety. Thank goodness there are no children in this house, Wayne would have poisoned them by now.
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Sorry for your troubles! Someday, you may think the story is funny. Some day.


For what are you still using LP?
Sorry but I find this so funny!
I use the LP for everything but paper. Makes a good touch paint. If I have a mark on my white dresser I that is what I use.
Marks on appliances ect. Great stuff!!!!

Do you have the heat that so many have there ?
Dont even get me started on why we are using LP.
But let me just say, totally useless drafts woman, then uselessly incompetent council townplanners, then very useless engineer, then completely useless builder add up to not enough space for car parking requirements on a block that now has a vetinary clinic building on it. So there is lots of experimenting on paper going on; as the block has a significant slope on it and now we find out that despite the council approving the parking diagrams it is not acceptable to put a disabled parking space on a slope. Luckily Wayne is an engineer so he is tearing his hair out to make all the parks fit with the disabled park level without it costing us literally ten times more than it was meant to. We'll get there; I think. See I told you not to get me started. :oops:

By the way Ron, do you actually sleep or do you just close your eyes for half an hour here and there. You seem to be here 24-7 :lol: Which I might add is very good for us.
Right now my sleep pattern is upside down. Don't call the house before the crack of Noon!
Well, short night if you are still up at 5am and getting up at noon. 8O

Sorry about the white out mess, Mim.
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