Funny
o Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! o Yelling at me for barking ... I'm a DOG, for cryin' out loud! o Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? o Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it! o Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. o The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo hoooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. o Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! o Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. o Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? o How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous! |
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| I do believe Baloo agrees with each one of these statements!!!! |
| That just about sums it up! |
| Yes that sounds right to me.
Reminds me of a joke....... A young girls takes he boyfriend home to meet her parents. After the ususal questions there is a silence...only broken by the sound of the dog licking his bits. Without thinking the boyfriend says "Wish I could do that" To which the father replies "well son if you are nice to the dog he might let you"   |
| ^^^^^^ OMG, I almost spit my iced tea onto my laptop!! ^^^^^^^ |
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Vicki & George wrote: Yes that sounds right to me.
Reminds me of a joke....... A young girls takes he boyfriend home to meet her parents. After the ususal questions there is a silence...only broken by the sound of the dog licking his bits. Without thinking the boyfriend says "Wish I could do that" To which the father replies "well son if you are nice to the dog he might let you"
That made me giggle!  |
| tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. |
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