Joke to end your week!
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.' |
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Oh my gosh... didn't expect the joke to be funny but it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
| OH, Deana! did you susbcribe to a joke of the day club? Ha ha ha... |
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I passed this one on to my friends! Thanks for the giggle! |
| I guess the cop was a blonde too! |
| Ok, I have one that is a blonde nurse joke.......
Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry a red pen in her pocket? A: In case she had to draw blood.  |
| The Perfect Christmas Tree
Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" |
| oh my thats so funny. thanks for more input to make us all laugh/smile. |
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| What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever! A man takes his blonde girlfriend to her first pro football game. It was a great game, very close score, and lots of action. After the game the man asks the girlfriend, well, how did you like the game? She replies, that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen! All those men big grown men fighting over twenty-five cents! Boyfriend say, Huh?  Blond says, Yea! At the beginning that guy threw a quarter in the air, and for the rest of the time all they kept shouting was GET THE QUARTER BACK! |
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