Suggestions for Tacky, Cheap and Utterly Useless Gifts?

Hi All,
I have to go to Florida next week for a couple of days to attend a quarterly meeting and our company Christmas party. We are having an "African" white elephant gift exchange for fun. The gift must tacky, cheap (absolutely no more than $10.00) and utterly useless and it can be used. Any great ideas out there for one?
Kathie
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How about an opened bottle of South African Reisling?
Some of these animal noses are African animals, like the elephant, maybe the beaks too?

http://copernicustoys.com/proddetail.php?prod=anno
I went to one of those parties once and my closest friend drew my name and got me the tackiest humongous earings. Made me chuckle.

You could get lots of ideas in dollar stores where they sell African Type wooden Jewlery - might fit with your theme.

You could find an old video of George of the Jungle or Tarzan.

Personally I'd try to find an imitation Dung Beattle and ball of Dung for my gift...but I'm funny that way. :)

Keep us posted as to what you get!

Marianne
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