this is funny too
He doesn't vin... err.. win the lottery. The next week, he goes to synagogue again and says, "Oh, lord of heaven and earth, you must not have heard me last veek! Imagine how many lives I could make easier with ze money from ze lottery! Help me vin ze lottery!" Once again, he doesn't win. The third week, he goes to synagogue again and prays in a similar vein. Suddenly, he hears a voice from the heavens: "Help me, help me!" He says, "Lord of heaven and earth, what can I do to help you?" "Buy a ticket!" |
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| Now Sam had always been a perfect citizen and a model for the whole community. He was upright in all of his dealings, he gave charity. In return, Sam was the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
So Sam buys a ticket and wins a huge jackpot in the lottery. After his windfall, over the course of several years Sam gave away the vast majority of the money to very carefully screened people and situations, and God was plased. With just a small amount left over, Sam decided to treat himself for such a well done job. He bought a new suit and he went to a spa where he had a facial and a manicure. After his treatment, he got dressed in his new suit. Feeling like a million dollars, Sam left the store, stepped off the curb and was hit by a bus and killed. He is immediately sent to heaven where he is face to face with his Creator. Stunned he says: "All my life I've been good. I don't understand this! The first time I ever do something nice for myself and I am killed!" to which God replies: "Sam -- Is that you?" |
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