What physicians think of the financial stability package
The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it. The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness. The Radiologists could see right through it. The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. .......In the end, the Proctologists decided the decision was best left up to the a --holes in Washington. From an email |
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| The Coroner figured that package was dead on arrival
The Epidemiologist just poo-pooed the idea The Pulmonologist thought it was rapid but shallow The Oncologist wanted twomore just like it The Orthopedist had a few bones to pick with it, but would set us down tomarrow to cast a new light on it. The ENTs didn't want to say anything, but they had heard about it and were sure it wouldn't pass the sniff test Don't encourage me... |
| I'd join in but can't come up with another med to quote,
What do the Nurses say?? |
| The Rehab Nurse thought they should keep trying harder
The Cardio Nurse Thinks it will all just workout The IV Nurse thinks they may have struck a nerve with this approach to infuse the economy <strike>The Wet Nurse thinks it sucks</strike> I can't say that |
 Bravo! |
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