Follow up to perfect halloween story
Ann Verchick also advises that "dog ownership is not for finiky people, neatness nuts, or those who are easily grossed out". A letter to the sister that mailed the Elk story around the world.... Dear Sis, Things I have learned from my dog, Pongo: - Chewing open unripe walnuts turns your vomit bright yellow. - Eating poop makes your vomit really stink. - Eating poop and unripe walnuts turns your vomit brownish yellow, and makes it really stink, too. - Vomiting unripe walnuts and poop on the carpet makes your owners throw you out. They scream, throw open all the windows in 100 degree heat, and do something they call, "decontamination." - Once you vomit unripe walnuts and poop on the carpet, your owners never forget. Forever after, every time they hear you hork, they scream and give you the bum's rush out the back door. - Your owners appreciate unripe walnut poop vomit on the back deck only marginally more than unripe walnut poop vomit on the carpet in the house. Pongo has no idea where we would really like him to vomit unripe walnuts and turds. We are working on this. Gotta go. Time to pick up unripe walnuts and poop from the back yard. We are going out to dinner, and we don't want Pongo to be nauseous when we come back.  |
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| thanks for the laugh.... you really should warn people to not be drinking when they read this.... could be a lot of coffee covered laptops and computer monitors...... |
Quote: you really should warn people to not be drinking when they read this.... could be a lot of coffee covered laptops and computer monitors......
Exactly........I had my hand on the cup but fortunately read ahead. Yeah, where is a guy to puke? Mine find carpets ideal, it doesn't splatter. |
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| "Hork." Hahahahaha |
| OMG we're going thru it here too but it isn't unripe walnuts we don't know what it is!
ICKKKKKKKKK lol |
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Cat litterbox puke is the worst! |
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