Installing a Husband (1.0)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

Best Wishes,

Tech Support



To good not to share. Thanks to Pamelaw .

Enjoy! :lmt: :lmt:
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LOL......

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We want equal time...
where's the husband version. :D
George wrote:
We want equal time...
where's the husband version. :D


You're right George! :D

Its on the next post

:D :D
Intalling a Wife (1.0)

http://www.pitt.edu/~srna100/Documents/ ... 01%200.pdf
:wink: why do you think Doug and I aren't MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!! I much prefer the boyfriend edition!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Tasker's Mom wrote:
:wink: why do you think Doug and I aren't MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!! I much prefer the boyfriend edition!


No, you just like LIVING IN SIN. :twisted:
For the laugh
This is soooo funny . Thanks for posting it .
Thatsz really funny :lol: :lol:
BUT i think my boyfriend edition has a husband virus!! :roll: :roll:
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