Maxine strikes for the women, for the men Max strikes back!
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet th an men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..' ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ----------------------------------------------------------- -------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. What is it? It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still know they are sexy. |
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Ron, Ron, Ron.....will ya nevah learn?  |
Okay - I've gotta admit, these are pretty funny. I know several men who will get a real kick out of it. Must print & show them.  |
Must be Ron is feeling suicidal today  |
I would only accept this type of behavior from you Ron. |
| Somebody's mama didn't teach him well enough. |
| Are you trying to give yourself a hard time?
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| Since we're on the subject of men and women.......
I read something interesting in Scientific America one time. Scientist have been able to come up with the ability to do brain transplants. Very delicate procedures and thus very costly. Mens brains are going for 100,000 dollars! Womens brains a mere 50,000. Why you ask? Well simply women's brains are used. Drum roll........  That's all folks.....
Marianne |
HA HA HA
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Hey.... with all the insults we men (meaning: Mostly me and the husbands who never see the posts) take around here....
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| I love the gas one. I was just asking my husband the other day why he passed so much dang gas. He'd say the reason above was accurate. |
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| I just got this email tonight. Perhaps this will explain Ron's actions:
Thought you should know this, just in case. American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better. Just thought you'd like to know? |
| Priceless Pam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Hilarious, Pam!! |
| I was always told that women do not burp or pass gas.......
Therefore they must bitch or they will explode!! |
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