Define service, might be offensive

Warning, if you are easily offended and sense of humor is thin, don't read on.

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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City & County Public Service
Customer Service
Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service ." This is not what I Thought "service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to " service" a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
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TOO funny, and sadly, too TRUE! :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So FUNNY and SO TRUE!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: right on
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Ummm that reminds me, I need to place a call to my "Prescription Refill SERVICE" :twisted:
:lol: :lol:
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