How to preserve a husband

I was just going through a drawer and found this printed on a linen towel. Not exactly women's lib stuff......"domestic devotion":


How to Preserve a Husband
Author unknown.


Be careful in your selection. Do not choose too young. When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use. Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water. This may make them sour, hard, and sometimes bitter. Even poor varieties may be made sweet, warm, and tender and with kisses, wrap them in a mantle of charity. Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. Thus prepared they will keep for years
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That's cute.

:lmt: I'm just realizing my husband's been on the good list for a really long time!
Las Vegas Sheepie Lover wrote:
That's cute.

:lmt: I'm just realizing my husband's been on the good list for a really long time!


mine too....whoda thunk??!!
How come I keep finding the cucumbers in the bunch 8O :roll: 8O
How to preserve a husband...?

Formaldahyde comes to mind.... :lol:
simm2zoo wrote:
How to preserve a husband...?

Formaldahyde comes to mind.... :lol:

ROTFLMAO :twisted: Good one, Jean!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA Jean!!! :excited:

Thanks for the chuckle!
Marianne
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