D'uh!
 :1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers . 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack . 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile. |
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| Because they have big fingers!
Ha! |
| THE PSYCHO PATH!!!!!
I have tears in my eyes from laughing. These might be way above Ron's usual! |
| all of them |
| Thank you for the morning laugh!
I REALLY needed it today  |
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| Duly noted. |
| Thanks for the laughs! |
| Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
I liked the Big Nostrils one too |
Very good!  |
| They were all funny! |
LOVE #19 (Dirt Bag). I must admit I don't get #17  |
Quote: 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Skydiving would scare their seeing-eye dog, since they go everywhere together...Because It Scares The Dog. |
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Really cheered me up!! Thank you! |
| Ron,
I need more sleep & a new brain, thx, sue |
| hahaha....great jokes...
couple of really great ones! |
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