2 jokes

***warning, the 2nd joke is a bit uncouth**

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow, I always had something else
to take car of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When
I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is the husband.

I went into the gas station today and
Asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk broke wind and gave me a receipt.
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