Dog Quotes
_________________________ Dog Quotes Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy To err is human; to forgive, canine. -- Unknown Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. -- Henry Wheeler Shaw No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. -- Louis Sabin When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. -- Edward Abbey If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail. -- Fran Lebowitz You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" -- Dave Barry If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either. -- Unknown Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. -- Bonnie Wilcox Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. -- Gene Hill The more people I meet the more I like my dog. -- Unknown In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. -- Edward Hoagland I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. -- Bonnie Schacter A cat sees us as the dogs. A cat sees himself as the human. -- Unknown Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring-- it was peace. -- Milan Kundera When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long. -- Unknown A really companionable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along. -- E B White I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart. -- Dorothy Hinshaw Dogs never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. -- Jerome K. Jerome When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? -- Anonymous Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. -- Smiley Blanton I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. -- John Steinbeck You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all powerful. I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me -- whenever, wherever -- in case I need him. And I expect I will, as I always have. -- Gene Hill |
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I really like the last one, Chris. It's so fitting.  |
Quote: You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother. -- Rick Horowitz
I've always believed that about Lucy. The boys would cook breakfast if they had thumbs.  |
| These are all fantastic!
Quote: My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner
Who is Rita Rudner?  |
Quote: My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner
I have used this in my profile as it suits my circumstances exactly!! Many thanks for making me laugh!! |
Stacy wrote: Who is Rita Rudner? A comedienne.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748852/ |
Ron wrote:
Thanks! I do recognize her, but didn't realize that was her name. I love her quote |
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