Ron, did you write this joke? ; )
Two Brooms Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.......... "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute... and clean jokes |
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Good one! |
Elissa, tell me it isn't so. Ron is rubbing off on you too?  |
| OMG that is so a Ron joke! |
| ABSOLUTELY a Ron joke!!! |
 Elissa thanks for giving us the "dirt" on these two . Most people would just have swept stuff like this under the carpet.
I think you're right it does sound like a Ron joke!
Marianne and the boys |
GROAN  |
Tasker's Mom wrote: GROAN
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| OK, you win. Here's a story.
Senator Kennedy was always so busy that he decided to have himself cloned. The clone was identical in every way to the Senator, except when they were at parties together the clone would do obscene things. He would drop his pants. He would grope women and generally make a donkey of himself. I'm talking about the clone. Finally, at one party, Senator Kennedy got upset at his clone's antics and they got into an heated argument. The argument got louder and louder and eventually became a pushing contest as it moved out onto the balcony. The Senator gave his clone one last giant push, and he fell 6 floors to his death. The police arrested the Senator. What were the charges? Don't peek. Don't do it! OK, you asked for it... Here it comes...! The arrested Senator Kennedy for making an obscene clone fall. Hey, you asked for it!  |
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No way that's your joke Ron...it was too funny!!! 
Marianne and the boys |
| Which one?
By the way: I LOVED the broom joke! I DID! |
| those were hilarious!! I've been so busy for the past week and a half that i haven't hardly had time to laugh!! |
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Ahh, nothing like a good joke or 2 to start off the morning! |
Iriskmj wrote: Ahh, nothing like a good joke or 2 to start off the morning! 2 bad this morning they were nothing like a good joke. |
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