Dog and Cats diaries..

LOL....I thought these were really funny!


**Excerpts from a Dog's Diary**
>
> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
>
> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
>
> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
>
> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
>
> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
>
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
>
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
>
> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
>
> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
>
> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
>
> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
>




> ** Excerpts from a Cat's Diary**
>
> Day 983 of my captivity:
> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed
> hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
> rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order
to
> keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream
of
> escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the
> carpet.
>
> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
> feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
> clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
> condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
> Bastards!
>
> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
> placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I
> could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
> confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this
> means, and how to use it to my advantage.
>
> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
> this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
>
> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches.
> The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and
seems
> to be more than willing to return. He is obviously stupid. The bird
has
> got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
> regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
have
> arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe.
> For now...
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Amazingly true!!! Or at least for dogs. I always assume my cat gets annoyed by everything we do that doesn't fall into line w/what she had in mind. She's always rolling her eyes at everyone.
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Joahaeyo wrote:
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Amazingly true!!! Or at least for dogs. I always assume my cat gets annoyed by everything we do that doesn't fall into line w/what she had in mind. She's always rolling her eyes at everyone.


SOOOOOOOOO True!!! I agree....we get alot of that from Kaluha (our kitty).....The best is the rolling of the eyes, then the tail flick and swish...
LOL So true...
I Dream Of Sheepie wrote:
SOOOOOOOOO True!!! I agree....we get alot of that from Kaluha (our kitty).....The best is the rolling of the eyes, then the tail flick and swish...



I forgot about the tail flick and Swiiiiish. Yep, I get that too... :lol:
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That's a good one!
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