Should I Get A Kid Or A Dog?
Should I get a dog? 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA  Okay neither are mine, I was sent this via email and thought it was too good not to share this chuckle. Gotta admit all quilty participants are just too cute to get mad at.
Marianne and the boys |
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Ha Ha Ha that was sooooo funny. 
Your making the choice harder with those pics. Heck no Kids, no Dogs and the perfect household to go.
I think replacing the lounge would be easier then cleaning up the paint 
So maybe I will stick to dogs. 
Been there done that with kids now grown up, should tell you the story of mine when they were little and what No.1 son got into and did when he was a toddler. Have to keep that one to myself, or he will kill me, was going to use that one at his 21st last year, but fear of death by son held me back!!!!!   |
Okay, normally you can laugh when they're not your kids or dogs, but that's just a disaster! At least they laughed and took pics!!! Better than me 
Oh my goodness.. I would DIE if my kid ever did that, and my dog would DIE if she did that.  |
| I have never (knock wood) had a dog tear apart
any furniture - but... My son did do the paint- a horrible experience. When Ian was about 2 1/2 he got my paints out and went to town on the carpet and everything in about a 6 foot radius. It was the middle of the night and we figure he was actually sleep walking- because when the smell woke me up he was sound alseep in the middle of a rainbow of painted carpet. That was truly a horrible experience- especially since I was renting at the time
Shellie |
LOL My brother did the same thing except with Isle's paste (that is the white zinc paste for baby's bums) he covered my sister in her crib and then the carpets and after he was done, he powdered the whole place. I was at school, I don't know what my mother was doing at the time.....most likely on the phone Most of our childhood she spent on the phone.....hmmm are my kids going to tell me later that most of their childhood I spent on the computer....I hope not.  |
| What's the problem? "You can't have one without the other!" as the old song goes. |
| that is hilarious... but look how sweet and innocent that naughty little dog looks!! i want to take him home... |
Lil Walty wrote: that is hilarious... but look how sweet and innocent that naughty little dog looks!! i want to take him home...
you are nuts. |
| This is why I never wanted kids or dogs.
So how did I wind up with both? The things you do for love... |
| I've received this e-mail a while back.
Luckily (knock on wood) my kids have not done anything like that. As for dogs, well... when I was pregnant with Hayley, Harley shredded the pillow top double bed that was in her room for when she got older. 
When he was done with the mattress he threw it off the boxspring and tore apart the boxspring, then proceeded to shred the comforter and pillows. I blamed it all on my hormones making him crazy. He did get crated for a while when we would go. He did manage to tear apart my comforter too when I decided he was ready to have full run of the house again. I finally just put alarms on my bed to keep him off and closed the other bedroom doors. Once my pregnancy was over he was fine again. |
| OMG Marianne. My mouth hit the floor when I seen those pictures.
I can't stop laughing.
I did have a Great Dane puppy in Brooklyn NY when I was a little girl that ate a whole hall way of vinyl floor probably a 7 by 5 hall way.
I can remember waking up to my Mom and Dad yelling " where did the floor go?
My dad (since passes away) was so funny, he just keep telling my mom she was going to be taking him to go potty till it was all out because he did not want to see what it looked like on the way out!
That dog 'brutus' our first dane lived till 14 years old. I guess it all came out! ( I still miss him  )
Antoinette |
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