Sheepdog joke

Saw this in December's Reader's Digest and had to share. I must confess I had to read the punchline twice before I got it.

A farmer wonders how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepie to count.
"So what's the verdict?" the farmer asks when the dog is done.
"Forty."
"Huh?" the farmer says, puzzled. "I only had thirty-eight."
"I know," the dog says, "But I rounded them up."

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Ok, I had to think a minute too!!! 8)
groan...that was on par with Ron jokes...
LOL :lol: 8)
hey hey hey, I'm gonna post some more for you, just for that.

Good one, Paula!
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I liked it!
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That's funny! :lol:
:roll: 8)

What TV show used to say, "Don't encourage him"?
CUTE. :)
8) Cute
Diane
THat was a good one Paula.. I got it right away..... :lol:
ha ha ha love it :D
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:lol: At least he didn't round down.....
Paula! When did you start attending the Ron School of Humor????

(HA HA, actually I thought it was pretty darned funny :D )
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What TV show used to say, "Don't encourage him"?


Chis, I'm not sure....two thoughts: Smother's Brothers or Muppets.
Ok, I'm stupid. Had to ask dh.
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