Chicago Weather
Compared to other cities, Chicago weather reactions ....... 60 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats & put the car heater on. Chicago people sunbathe. 50 degrees - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens. 40 degrees - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive with the windows down. 32 degrees - CHICAGO--NO PLACE LIKE IT! Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker. 20 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold. 15 degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt. 0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt. 20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Chicago people get out their winter coats. 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. 60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 below - (Absolute Zero) - ALL atomic motion stops. Chicago People start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya??" 500 below - Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series. |
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| That's a good one! |
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That describes the weather in Norway too  |
| Sounds like I belong in Chicago!
(Has anyone else noticed how much warmer 32 degrees seems on April first than on November first?) Shellie |
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| Shellie...when I was a kid my ma used to confuse me. The first 50 degree day (in the fall) I was freezing....and she couldn't understand why I wanted my winter jacket (already). Then the first 50 degree day in March, I'd take my coat off on the way home from school, and she'd scream at me!!!! OY! YOU'LL CATCH A COLD!!!! Don't you just love the realitivity of temperatures? |
| That was funny!! |
| LOL! |
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