Polite Way to Pee..... (A little humor)
"Polite Way to Pee" During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'll be right back." That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted. |
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| LOL.. good one..
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Us? Offended? Thanks for the Friday (long day) chuckle  |
| Thanks for the chuckle |
| hahaha...I love little Johnny jokes |
| Don't know how I missed this last week!! Hysterical!! |
| Little Johnny jokes always make me laugh, too. |
| That made me laugh out loud.
I've never heard a Little Johnny joke before... someone tell another one, please! |
Quote: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
THAT IS HILARIOUS!! Who here HASN'T dated that guy. |
Joahaeyo wrote: .........THAT IS HILARIOUS!! Who here HASN'T dated that guy.
 I thought it was just my husband. |
| Not sure how I missed this one...that's hilarious. |
| *falls out of chair laughing * ...
thank you sooo much i needed that |
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My hubby would TOTALLY say that!! 
Nic |
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